all your caffeine are belong to me

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The mister woke me up at 3:30 am with a crazy coughing fit. Instead of drinking a glass of water, he chugs down Pepsi instead. Starts more coughing. Then he has the nerve to fall asleep before I do! WTF. Hence, I am very sleepy. I honestly think if I went back to bed, I'd wake up around 2:00 pm. This sleepiness may be hilarious for bystanders. Also, especially hilarious is the pre-full moon nuttiness is already in full swing judging from the types of calls I was fielding yesterday. I was feeling so frustrated yesterday, but I survived after just breathing through it. Today I feel that all of my patience is already used up. I may have to smite people.