MOAR MEMES. sorry.

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Go to urbandictionary.com
Type in answers to the following questions
Post the first definition it gives you

from hils's journal in lieu of a proper entry.

1.Your Name: Cherie

an amazing girl (: somebody you can always rely on. most cheries are usually stunning. guys are found throwing themselves at cherie. Emilys best friend. cherie is somebody that you could never compare to. a shooting star.

"woah thats amazing, its like cherie."

"that girl is pretty, must be called cherie or somethin"

2. Your age: 38
A name that refers to two popular firearms calibers. .38 Special is found in many revolvers, and is a truncated version of the .357 Magnum. .38 Special rounds may be discharged from a revolver chambered for .357 Magnum. .38 Super is an autopistol caliber. It is more powerful than 9x19, but less powerful than .40SW or .357SIG. Made famous by gangsters in the thirties, the .38 Super was capable of penetrating bullet proof vests- something the .45ACP could not. Today, the round can be stopped by most vests. It is relatively uncommon caliber. Several gun manufacturers produce nickel-plated 1911-style guns to discharge this round.

"Bust you up with 38s"

3. One of your friends: Victoria
In Ireland, this is a name givin to someone that makes you laugh alot.

I was laughing all day because of a Victoria i know.

4. What should you be doing: Getting ready for work
gettin ready to get dirty

i be getting ready for work puttin on my rubber glove

5. Favourite color: turquoise

A blend of blue and green, In holistic medicine, the color turquoise purportedly has a calming effect on patients, and is particularly used to treat patients prone to panic attacks or mania. To a lesser degree, mainstream psychiatric hospitals also use turquoise and other light shades of blue and green to calm patients by painting the walls in these colors. Turquoise is perceived by most people as the coldest of all colors.

In slang form, the phrase "The Turquoise" refers to the waters of the Caribbean, which are shallow and therefore take on the color in sunlight.

6. Birthplace: Woodstock

1.A festival that took place in White Lake, NY in 1969. 2. A hippie town in New York that consists of hippies, environmentalists, bums, etc

1. My mom went to Woodstock '69.

2. Lets go smoke on the green in Woodstock.

Or, the ACTUAL city I was born in:

Welcome to trash filled Woodstock Ontario. Home to OXYCONTIN pill poppers, rednecks, and inbreds. Crime and drugs run rampent in the city. Woodstock is a disgrace to the rest of Canada, and has the higest amount of Hillbilly's per capita in Canada.

Welcome to Beautiful Woodstock Ontario, Make sure you check out our Water Fountain where the crackheads are searching for there next high.

/meme

and then, hilarity ensued.

Comments

[tithenai.livejournal.com]

Whoa, you were born in Woodstock? My terrifyingly Baptist cousins have lived there for years! We'd visit them regularly. Always interesting. I never saw the trash-filled side, though, as they lived in the countryside. And turquoise is my birthstone and one of my favourite colours also!

[nalathilion.livejournal.com]

Yes, I was born in Woodstock. I lived in Ingersoll for my formative years, then moved to Woodstock, then to the countryside just outside of Ingersoll. I never really saw any crackheads or whatnot when I was living there. In high school some of the kids liked to party pretty hard, but that's a common past time in all small towns. It's a pretty conservative town, hence, I never really fit in there!

Yay Turquoise!

[ellettra.livejournal.com]

"and then, hilarity ensued."

this cracked me up. love me some dry humor. :)

[nalathilion.livejournal.com]

tee hee. I never know if people 'get' my jokes. So yippee!!